Glenn Garbo — Official site. Music, live dates, store, and journal.

Bedelia B. Blitzkrieg — Head of Quantified Enjoyment, Ministry of Leisure Optimization (Department of Applied Pleasure, Northern Region), Hamburg

Bedelia B. Blitzkrieg — Head of Quantified Enjoyment, Ministry of Leisure Optimization (Department of Applied Pleasure, Northern Region), Hamburg

Glenn Garbo — whenever asked if he’ll be releasing new material soon

Glenn Garbo — whenever asked if he’ll be releasing new material soon

Martha Spitzwegerich — freelance critic on permanent sabbatical, Buenos Aires / Geneva

Martha Spitzwegerich — freelance critic on permanent sabbatical, Buenos Aires / Geneva

William Eyelash (smells like a man now — like a man-man) — Los Angeles, CA

William Eyelash (smells like a man now — like a man-man) — Los Angeles, CA

Henry Hughrenson — Member-at-Large, British Society for Applied Olfactory Standards

Henry Hughrenson — Member-at-Large, British Society for Applied Olfactory Standards

John Purell — certified sadsack, Hampstead Heath, London

John Purell — certified sadsack, Hampstead Heath, London

Windyfred Anvil — ex-prodigy

Windyfred Anvil — ex-prodigy

Anderson Fixingholes — SoHo, NYC

Anderson Fixingholes — SoHo, NYC

Don Whoishe — San Diago, CA

Don Whoishe — San Diago, CA

Coraline Autremaire — Grasse

Coraline Autremaire — Grasse

Beauregard P. Thistlewick — President, Institute for Unrestrained Flights of Fancy — Bath, England

Beauregard P. Thistlewick — President, Institute for Unrestrained Flights of Fancy — Bath, England

Holland Fax — Boulder, CO

Holland Fax — Boulder, CO